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Arty 12
Nature

I've Got a Horse
(Memento Mori/Billy Fury)


What is it anyway this nature thing? Is it that bit of green you see between stations on the train? Is it the park, remembered play space of childhood now the dark gothic hinterland of dubious souls? Is it the rustle in the hedgerow, or Tom Archer's sausages or the bloodthirsty countryside alliance or the horse slasher? Is it nicey nicey biscuits from the Duchy of Cornwall? Is it the overpriced cut flowers at the tube station or the roses sold by the side of the road by Eastern European immigrants? Or is it the soya milk that makes your tea taste like cardboard (Jesus, how un-natural is that, milk made from soya beans, lactose intolerant, gluten free bollocks!)? And is Prometea the genetically manufactured horse natural or unnatural? Does it matter? I don't know. Nature makes me uneasy.

What I do know is that once in some obscure other world of repressed sexuality and homo erotically charged kitsch there was a glorious crooner with a damaged heart called Billy Fury. Poor Billy, a shy, winsome, bequiffed bit of rough from Birkenhead with a moody James Dean look. He sang Halfway To Paradise and released a thousand camp fantasies - falling like flowers - into the heart of his gay manager Larry Parnes and his ‘stable of boys’. The boys’ names read like some latter day list of punk pseudonyms: Vince Eager, Johnny Gentle, Dicky Pride. Archaic and dangerous, resonating with the reverberations of illicit sex.

Billy however preferred animals to people. In 1961 he made the ludicrously titled film I've Got a Horse. "I like animals, I've got a horse" declared the film’s poster. I've never seen the film but the very thought of it fills me with a curious mixture of amusement, melancholy and happiness. By 1965 Billy had had enough of being the poor man’s Jacques Brel, and he began to take time out to indulge his love of wild life. Always frail, an early bout of rheumatic fever had left him with consistently bad health. He resurfaced briefly (and gloriously) as Stormy Tempest in the seminal film That'll be the Day. As Stormy he was playing himself, a washed out, camp 50s crooner, and even though he is on screen for barely 5 minutes his incredible presence (the golden quiff now silver grey, his once elegant cheekbones now skeletal) takes your breath away.

In 1971 after open heart surgery (which he had to have on the NHS because he was by now bankrupt) Billy moved to a farm in Wales where he raised horses and sheep. On 7th March 1982 he collapsed suffering from partial paralysis and temporary blindness, he made a good recovery but eventually died at 2.10pm on 28th January 1983 he was 42 years old.

"Billy Fury is virtually the same as James Dean. He was entirely doomed too and I find that quite affectionate. He was persistently unhappy and yet had a string of hit records. He was discovered working on the docks in Liverpool, was dragged to London, styled and forced to make records. He always wanted to make very emotionally over-blown ballads but he found himself in the midst of the popular arena. He despised almost every aspect of the music industry and was very, very ill from an early age. This album (of his) is the rarest I have. It was his first… I was really quite poor so whatever record I could buy was like a piece of my heart. Something I couldn't possibly exist without. Billy's singles are totally treasurable. I get quite passionate about the vocal melodies and the orchestration always sweeps me away. He always had such profound passion."
Morrissey interviewed by Ian Birch
Smash Hits, June 21 - July 4, 1984

Alex Michon